CHRISTMAS MOVIE REVIEW: A Hollywood Christmas (2022)

Spoiler Alert: This Shit Is Really (Really) Bad

I’ve been slacking on the reviews but I’ve still been catching a handful of 2022 Christmas movies. One of them is “A Hollywood Christmas”, new on HBO Max. The plot revolves around a Hollywood movie director who produces romantic Christmas movies annually. Of course, an corporate guy is sent to essentially shut it down but shockingly over time the director (Jessica) and numbers dork albeit a good looking one (Christopher) are instantly attracted to each other.  What ensues is –well who the hell knows and quite frankly, who the hell cares. Anyway, here’s my take:

PROS: Nothing.

CONS: Everything.

VERDICT: This is legitimately not only one of the worst Christmas movies I’ve seen, but one of the worst movies of any genre, period.  Seriously, it’s that bad. For starters it’s is barely a Christmas movie in my book but rather a movie about Christmas movies being made (in the middle of summer). It’s horribly casted, horribly acted, horribly written with some of the most predictably cliché scenes I’ve seen in any holiday flick.  It’s not funny, charming nor cute and there’s no one worth rooting for except the final credits to roll.  No beating around the bush here---- “A Hollywood Christmas: is a pile of shit not worth watching.  Grade: F